Life Goal #72:

Become a member of Club 33 in Disneyland:

Club 33 Emblem

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_33

Mostly for the secret bar, but I definitely wouldn’t complain about the instant Fastpasses either haha.  I don’t have any idea how you actually become a member cause I’ve never looked too far into it, but I’m sure if I’m topping the New York Times Bestseller list for a few years they wouldn’t say no.  But even if that wasn’t enough, I’d hope I could just buy my way in at that point.  Whatever it takes, man.  Whatever it takes.

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Spring

It’s in the high 60′s outside right now.  It’s not particularly sunny, but it’s warm within reason and not that windy.

This is why spring is the best season.

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Life Goal # 32:

Be a guest on Conan’s show.

Specifically though, I want to be the first guest on the show.  The first of the two guest always get more air time and is seen as the bigger deal than the second guest or the musical act.  Come on – no one says it, but we all know it.

 

Taken from Team Coco.com

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Beautiful Day

It’s amazing out today.  I’m sitting comfortably in shorts and a t shirt with the window open and the heat off and it feels like it could be May.  I’m happy today, actually happy, in a way that I’m fucking stoked about.  I haven’t been happy like this in such a long time.  Normally I’d be tripping about something but I don’t have anything bothering me right now.  I’m just happy.

I’m going to be listening to this song multiple times tonight, it’s amazing:

Kendrick Lamar and Lady Gaga kill it together, it’s incredible.  And I hope you’re all having a dope day too.  Get out there and enjoy it.

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Micro-Fiction

Recently I’ve gotten into working on these short stories that are super short, like under 700 words.  I don’t know if my attention span is rapidly degrading further or if I’m just being lazy right now, but apparently it’s called micro-fiction.  A lot of people call it flash fiction too.  A lot of the ones I’ve been doing tend to be snippets that are pieces of a single story told over multiple pieces, so sort of like mini-chapters or something.

I’ve been working on this side-project for a few months now where I’m experimenting with a lot of different things, and a lot of it has evolved into multiple micro-fiction pieces.  Honestly it’s really hard to explain much more about it without giving too much away, so don’t worry about that.  You’ll find out more about that by the end of the year.

I might try to put out some micro-fiction soon because it’s been a while since I released anything and that’s been irking me.  If not, I’ll definitely have another short story within the next month or so.

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I need Advil

My head feels like someone thought it was a pinata but couldn’t quite break it open.

I’m in class right now but my group finished our work, so now I pretty much just have to chill for 45 more minutes.  Normally I’d be pretty stoked about this, but I’m incredibly hung over.  So 45 more minutes seems like forever right now.  And it’s super bright in this room.  Like unnecessarily bright.  I need to get out of here as soon as I can.  I don’t like to take painkillers if I can avoid it, but I’d kill for some Advil or ibuprofen right now.

Now it’s like 37 minutes.  This class can’t end soon enough.

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Disappearing

Sometimes I wish I could just disappear indefinitely.

Tonight would have been perfect.  I was walking home about half an hour ago, and it had snowed a couple of hours before.  It had already gotten warm enough for the snow to start melting though, so it was all slushy and walking through it in sneakers was pretty rough.  All the trees were frosted over and beginning to drip.  It wasn’t really warm out, but the cold wasn’t unbearable.

The gradual decay of the snow made me want to just slip into it.  Like with each additional step I wanted to steadily break down piece by piece into the soggy shoe prints marking the sidewalk.  Gradually wasting away until what was left of me rolled into a mist.

And then when the mist dissipated into the air, the only indication I’d ever been there would be my footprints.  A trail of sneaker prints that didn’t quite make it to their destination before they end without explanation

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Really??

I meant to post this last week, but for some reason I never got around to it.  So because it was so long ago I was just not gonna bother posting it at all.  But then it got brought up again today in class, so I feel totally justified to rant about this.

A week ago on Thursday I was in my first class of the day and it was about to end.  In the last minute or so as we’re getting ready to go, our professor stops to tell us that she had gotten emails from “multiple students” complaining that some kids in the class still hadn’t gotten a copy of the biography we’re reading for class, and as a result weren’t contributing to the discussion.

Are you fucking kidding me, kids?

You honestly got that upset that someone wasn’t talking in class that you emailed the professor to rat them out?  Is this fifth grade or college?  I really want to find out who the kids were so I can tell them directly that they’re lame as fuck.  Or punch them.  Probably just punch them.  And it’s not like this even applies to me directly cause I have the book, but it’s a little alarming our generation actually does something like that.

This is exactly why most English majors suck.

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Today I found this picture

It was on some random Tumblr or something.  I don’t really know where it came from, and it’s not mine.  I’m not taking any credit for it.  But I liked it instantly and decided I wanted to share it.

Dark place

It’s so dope to me – I love simplistic, unusual stuff like this.

Honestly thought, I think more of my attraction to it is because I really relate to it.

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Disappearing Post

I posted something on Thursday night/Friday morning when I was in Montreal, but apparently it disappeared without any record of ever being there.  It wasn’t anything especially important though, so it’s no biggie I guess.

Montreal was alright.  Aside from getting to kick it with some friends from Buffalo who were also there for the McGill Model UN conference, nothing about it was especially exciting.  Honestly it was just nice to get away from Geneseo for a few days.  I’ve been back here for maybe three weeks or so and I’m already beyond done with it.  This school is absolutely fucking ridiculous.  We’ll leave it at that for now.

The one cool thing that happened in Montreal came from being bored as fuck in committee (it was awful – Model UN kids can be some of the most fake people you’ll find on this planet).  Normally to combat this, I draw and scribble random things on my legal pad.  But this time instead I would tear out a sheet and just write shit.  Nothing specific, just writing about anything that came to me at the time.  Sort of like some stream-of-conscious  shit, except that it usually stuck to a singular idea or topic.

I liked that a lot, and I’m deff going to keep up with that.

Also, apparently Ellie Goulding was there for the weekend too and was out on Saturday night.  I really wish I had run into her, that would have been crazy.

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